Painful - Example

Dear Siouxsie,

My arm really hurts when I repeatedly close the car door on it. My friends keep telling me to just get a softer door, but my husband told me to suck it up and slam the door closed. What do I do???

Sincerely,

Painful


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Dear Painful,

Stop slamming your arm in the car door.

Sincerely,

Siouxsie


Easy, right? Except hopefully y’all aren’t as dumb as Painful here. Oh, and remember to use a simple alias, so you can stay anonymous and not feel overexposed. I’ll select one letter a week and reply back with a genuine, no bullshit, good reply. I’m excited, I can’t lie. I like helping people, and I’ve got just enough blind confidence that I feel like I can give decent advice.

Hit me up. Give it a shot.

Love and kisses,

Siouxsie

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